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If we thought someone was better than us or intimidated us. Dad would say "they put their pants on the same way as you one leg at a time."...

 

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My Stomach thinks my throats been cut...

 

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Wish I was Home and my dog was here...

 

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Left handed cigarettes Dads term for marijuana...

 

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Fart Sack...

 

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Deanna once asked dad why he was interested in her because she is not "mechanical", his response was "I was hoping some would rub off" she asked how that was working out "not very...

 

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Raining as hard as a cow pissing on a flat rock....

 

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Thats almost as exciting as watching paint dry....

 

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That went over like a fart in church....

 

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Dad was a nickname man, I had 2 friends names Jeannie- Jeannie the Jock & Jeannie the Brain. I worked with a man at Tire Rama that called Frog Nuts. Frog nuts aske me why he was hung with that...

 

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I had someone share this story of Eddyism. Dad was auguring grain into the bin and a classmate of mine saw that the top of the auger was not inside the bin. He reluctantly went over and told what was...

 

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Called his morning coffee club the "Liars Convention"...

 

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Told Oscar (Granson) Corvette's are meant to be red...

 

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"Dad, do you have a life insurance policy?" "No, I don't want to be worth more dead than alive!"...

 

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I'd rather be married to a rattlesnake (Referring to someone else's wife he didn't care for)...

 

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Eddyism: Keep your foot out of carburetor....

 

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What are you and your Cronies up to?...

 

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Got to be drunk to enjoy a drunk...

 

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Love Advice: Dating should not be painful. Once a cheater, always a cheater. Someone who can't trust, usually can't be trusted. Never talk politics or religion....

 

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How's life in the castle Grace? He would say this after someone tripped or was clumsy.....

 

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I think the only way I would feel better is to be dead....

 

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I am gonna go sit on my throne, in my corner office....

 

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You're like a bull in a China shop, what you don't break you sh@*%t on....

 

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Dad would ask for a fence post at the dinner table. Toothpicks were also referred to as fence posts....

 

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Made the comment to me one morning after I had imbibed to much at Dairy Day, "Those French classes are paying off heard ya talkin' French to the toilet last night."...

 

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